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Just for fun...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is today's dose...

The following is an excerpt from

cover
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
by
Dav Pilkey

in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Your first name
Your last name
Your new name
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
  • A = poopsie
  • B = lumpy
  • C = buttercup
  • D = gidget
  • E = crusty
  • F = greasy
  • G = fluffy
  • H = cheeseball
  • I = chim-chim
  • J = stinky
  • K = flunky
  • L = booger
  • M = pinky
  • N = zippy
  • O = goober
  • P = doofus
  • Q = slimy
  • R = loopy
  • S = snotty
  • T = tulefel
  • U = dorkey
  • V = squeezit
  • W = oprah
  • X = skipper
  • Y = dinky
  • Z = zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
  • A = diaper
  • b = toilet
  • C = giggle
  • D = burger
  • E = girdle
  • F = barf
  • G = lizard
  • H = waffle
  • I = cootie
  • J = monkey
  • K = potty
  • L = liver
  • M = banana
  • N = rhino
  • O = bubble
  • P = hamster
  • Q = toad
  • R = gizzard
  • S = pizza
  • T = gerbil
  • U = chicken
  • V = pickle
  • W = chuckle
  • X = tofu
  • Y = gorilla
  • Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:
  • A = head
  • B = mouth
  • C = face
  • D = nose
  • E = tush
  • F = breath
  • G = pants
  • H = shorts
  • I = lips
  • J = honker
  • K = butt
  • L = brain
  • M = tushie
  • N = chunks
  • O = hiney
  • P = biscuits
  • Q = toes
  • R = buns
  • S = fanny
  • T = sniffer
  • U = sprinkles
  • V = kisser
  • W = squirt
  • X = humperdinck
  • Y = brains
  • Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your life!!!